Artist Bio:
Austin's Divas of Dysfunction are now accepting new clients. Maurine McLean and Lisa Rogers, long-time Lone Star lampoon artists, travel the country co-facilitating group sessions and demonstrating that music and laughter are the best medicine. This is one HMO (Happening Musical Opportunity) you'll want to join. If psychotherapy were this much fun we'd all have our mental health.
Lisa's melodic guitar playing and Maurine's fretless bass go together like hallucinations and Haldol. Though accepted by no major medical insurance, The Therapy Sisters continue to offer their musical mental health care nationwide, reminding you that if you're not part of the problem, you're not part of the Family. But if you are one of the best-stressed people you know, let these regular contributors to Dr. Demento introduce your tongue to your cheek with the most affordable therapy in town.
Song Information - credits, lyrics, album:
| » Aren't You Curious, George |
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Unreleased |
| Genre: |
Comedy |
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The world is a vast fascinating place and we each should be filled with awe
The fact that GW has no sense of wonder totally sticks in my craw
Do you ever stop to think about your legacy, arent you curious, George?
And how your name will be linked with WMD, arent you curious, George?
Dont you ever wonder as you plunder for crude
Why your mission accomplished has come unglued
Why does everything you touch seem to wind up screwed, aren't you curious, George?
How could someone who lives with a librarian, arent you curious, George?
Think democracy is totalitarian, arent you curious, George?
I hear your job is really hard
Why dont you use your library card
To find out what you did in the national guard, aren't you curious, George?
Can you imagine if nobody hated us, arent you curious, George?
How would you feel if some country invaded us, arent you curious, George?
Though your world geography at best is vague
You visited the planet with your own special plague
I hope you get to visit the World Court in The Hague, aren't you curious, George?
As the end of your reign is drawing nearer, arent you curious, George?
How do you face that mug in the mirror, arent you curious, George?
Wheres that secure place Dick goes to stay
Whatever happened to Kenny Boy Lay
You think youll all have adjoining cells one day, aren't you curious, George?
Monkey in the asphalt jungle
Swinging, swinging by the tail
Call the man in th e yellow hat
To see if he will post your bail
How many more mothers sons and daughters, arent you curious, George?
Will you send like lambs to the slaughter, arent you curious, George?
Inquiring minds find it surprising
That you can vacation with the death toll rising
That song you hear is the people uprising, arent you curious, George?
Arent you curious why were furious, George?
Lisa Rogers |
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| » Work Like You Don't Need the Money |
| Album: |
Sound Mind |
| Genre: |
Acoustic |
| » George Don't Know Jack About Jesus |
| Album: |
Unreleased |
| Genre: |
Comedy |
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CHORUS:
George dont know jack about Jesus
That carpenter from Palestine
W turns blood into oil
While JC turns water to wine
Jesus said, Let him among you who is without sin
cast the very first stone
Just ask Karla Faye Tucker how merciful George was
but Karla Faye wasnt alone
There were 151 others killed by the state
when he was The Guv
Looks like George knows a lot more about Pontius Pilate
than the son of the one up above
CHORUS
George says, Put food on your family
While Jesus said simply, Feed the poor
And he said, Dont go killing each other
But George says, Then why did your Dad invent war?
Lord knows that George dove right into this war
And hes driving us off of a cliff
With no ifs, ands or butts it must drive Jesus nuts
With the Pachyderms acting as if
CHORUS
We Texans have plenty to answer for
But we dont share his psychotic belief
We know ultimately only one of these two
Will be called the messiah-in-chief
Those strict constitutional constructionists
should read Article 2, Section 4
Thats how we get crooks out of our White House
So tell me, what is Congress waiting for?!
CHORUS
Though the truth makes you free we may never know fully
How the bully pulpit became the pulpit of a bully
If the truth came to light Ws handlers would spin it
If JC had a grave he would be spinning in it
CHORUS . . .that Israeli from Palestine. . .
He could save us the trouble
we could all go back home
If George would just simply resign (and take Dick with him)
But he keeps turning blood into oil
And he thinks that somehow that makes him divine
Any fool can turn blood into oil but
Cindy Sheehans doing just fine
(Lisa Rogers) |
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| » Let's Put A Folksinger in the White House |
| Album: |
Let's Put A Folksinger in the White House |
| Genre: |
Comedy |
| » I Need A Stalker |
| Album: |
Sound Mind |
| Genre: |
Comedy |
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