Artist Bio:
The Bad Hands are a crowd-pleasing classic and contemporary rock band of gargantuan proportion. We play an outstanding mixture of original and cover songs, ranging from Pink Floyd to Portishead. We comprise two lead singer / guitarists, both of whom are creative genii, in addition to being musk drenched sex gods. The rhythm section of the band includes a drummer, who not only composes his own music, but also sings and plays guitar like an angel fallen from heaven - quite apart from being seriously well endowed. The final member is a bass player, who is not merely extremely talented, but fiercely intelligent, hilariously funny, and gorgeous.
Our previous appearances have all been gigs at high profile and luxury venues - like the Royal Albert Hall, Madison Square Garden, and Sydney Opera House, only much smaller and less famous. The performances so far have been epic, leaving the audience crying and screaming for more. We are vastly popular as both musicians and socialites, and so we have a large fan base composed of friends and family, and a dedicated and stalwart gang of groupies who would crawl over sh¦t-stained broken glass to hear us play.
We are creative giants, and writing our own music is no problem for us. We have a wide range of stupendous original tracks, which will undoubtedly revolutionise music as we know it. Those which we have played live have been extremely popular, and our audience have said that they were left feeling elated and slightly moist at the sound of them. They also said that they enjoy our original music far more than our cover versions, even though we played those staggeringly well, and that our own music makes many a rock classic sound like a "puerile bag of shite".
We are a hard-working, sociable and creative band. We also have a full set of equipment, including our own drum kit, PA system and amplification, which would be capable of rocking Wembley Arena, let alone your homely little establishment. We are energetic, lean, muscular and incredibly sexy.
For you to make the most out of this incredible opportunity for us to play live at your venue, do get in touch!
